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Until now only available to the discerning in tree-based form, the darkside has gone e-side so you can read all about your dark self without having to lift a finger to turn the page. That would be very darkside. Before we go any further, look at the title of this book. What does it say? That means you are going to be reading some wince-making stuff about yourselves.

There are no jolly Brightside platitudes, because there is quite enough of that kind of thing in the world, and every silver lining has to have a cloud.

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Your rising sign is the one that peeped balefully over the eastern horizon at the exact minute you fell to Earth. This action might not be possible to undo. Are you sure you want to continue? Enviar Fazer login Entrar. Salvar para mais tarde. Criar uma lista. Darkside Zodiac: Aquarius de Stella Hyde.

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You are the ideal partner for the zodiac's more dominant signs. Your excessive vanity, inability to ever make up your mind and to be easily swayed by the opinions of those around you, make you an excellent trophy wife or doormat. The Libra mantra is why bother having an actual thought or doing any hard work so long as you can get by with your good looks? All that thinking and being independent is hard! Libra's don't do well with anything that is emotionally challenging, unless it's their natural knack for passive aggressive behavior.

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You actually have an amazing gift for playing other people. Most see you as indecisive and sort of gullible, but that's not always true. You are actually quite clever and able to show people exactly what they want to see in order to charm them into giving you your own way.

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It's almost as if you aren't stupid at all and are actually very, very manipulative despite appearances to the contrary. Hmm how about that? Well played Libra, well played. You are the most ruthless and despicable sign of the Zodiac for a reason. If you are unfortunate enough to be a heartless, vindictive Scorpio you've probably learned by now that your seductive nature is about the only positive thing you have going for you in the eyes of humanity. It's a good thing you take pleasure in the suffering of others or your existence would be utterly woeful.

Scorpios are by far the worst of the worst.

Narcissism, jealousy, rage, blind ambition, and shrewd intellect with no compassion; you've got it all. It's like a smorgasbord of pure evil. No one is as manipulative, cunning, secretive or power hungry and nobody holds a grudge like you. A scorpions competitive nature and need to be the leader of the pack make them formidable enemies. They will hunt you to the ends of the Earth and they never let go of a grudge. Even if you didn't do anything, if a Scorpio just doesn't like you you'll find yourself the target of their blind fury and they will delight in your destruction.

Scorpions often sneak up on their prey before stinging them and the people with this sign are no different. Even when they are smiling in your face, they are plotting your demise, unless they have a use for you, then you may be safe for awhile.

Your utter lack of tact and diplomacy should ensure that everyone hates you, but for whatever reason, you have a fiery, magnetic personality that draws people in. Like a moth to a flame that is. You have a passion for brutal honesty and claim to be a believer in great truths. This unvarnished truth only applies to the often distorted visions of reality in your head however, and your love of brutal honesty only travels one direction—out of your own mouth.

Despite your amazing talent for being blunt, you have a stunning inability to accept even the most constructive criticism without it being viewed as a personal assault, which is really rather ironic. As a Sagittarius, it is your tendency to overestimate pretty much everything about yourself.

You never screw up because in the land of your own mind, you can't do anything wrong and someone else is always to blame.

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It's a good thing you are such a unique, quirky person with a sense of adventure otherwise your tendency towards inconsistent, careless and impulsive behavior might be seen as just reckless or stupid. Actually, it still kind of is. You have the personality of a tree stump. Of all the signs, you are the most whiny and boring.

You will always see the glass half-empty or more , and nothing will convince you otherwise. You are the buzz kill at parties and you can suck the light out of the sunniest day. You have never done anything spontaneous in your entire life and are quite confident that your unimaginative way of doing things is the right and proper way for everyone. You are so preoccupied with yourself that you likely don't even notice how quickly people work to escape your presence.

You are deeply in tune with your own rich emotional depths and can lament endlessly about anything, so long as it is about you. You feel emotions with such passion one might think you should be an empathetic, caring soul, but that would be untrue. You have an astounding inability to empathize with others and only view their pain by comparing it to your own eternal suffering. Some say you're shy—you're actually not, you're completely self-absorbed and anti-social. Oh, nevermind.

Suffice it to say, you have zero social skills and spend a lot of time alone because you are your own favorite person. You are unpredictable, inconsistent, unyielding and stubborn. Your all or nothing attitude secures your spot as an extremist in whatever areas you obsess about in life. You are a control freak and probably a bit of a narcissist which enables you to turn your emotions on and off at will and as needed.

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You feign good listening skills, but the truth is you have your mind made up and no amount of reasoning, facts, or other such inconveniences are going to get you to part with your own version of the truth. Wherever a passionate, illogical, irrational extremist is needed an Aquarius is there to heed the call. You have never been on time to any event ever. If it was possible for anyone to actually be late to their own funeral; it would be you.

You are unpredictable, detached and don't care if your tardiness impacts others in a negative way. The team members you work with hate you. You do what you want when you want and laugh in the face of any semblance of order. The only time you don't do this is when others happen to be running late—at that point you get all cranky and moody and wonder how anyone could have the audacity to inconvenience you. You are manipulative, moody, melodramatic and probably pretty much any other negative M word there is - or any other letter of the alphabet for that matter.

Your idealism knows no bounds, which is probably why you spend most of your life escaping from reality rather than doing any actual work. You're the wounded idealist who is chronically demoralized and you have the ability to turn any molehill into a mountain larger than Everest.

Your perfectionism stops you before you ever really try. Everyone else's best could never be good enough for you because you are such a special snowflake. You are very fussy and unreasonable to most people and others don't really like it when you seek to help them, since you are only doing it for selfish reasons. You are not as altruistic as you would have people believe. Your need to be needed and recognized fuels your desire to help others. The motives of a Pisces are never pure and they often come with a price.

Munchausen anyone? Your over-sensitive and pessimistic nature, combined with your self-sabotaging perfectionism means you are destined for a life of mediocrity. You will never be truly successful at anything, because doing that would require you to get out of your own way—and that's just not in your nature. So there you have it: the dark side of Astrology and the reasons why, no matter who you are, you are an awful human being, especially if you are a Scorpio like me.

Know any negative traits I missed? You're welcome to share them in the comments below—if you dare!